The Onion Movie
MAY 31, 2008 · 90 MIN · DIR. TOM KUNTZ
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Cast
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Crew
Writer
Robert D. Siegel
Writer
Todd Hanson
Director of Photography
Maryse Alberti
Editor
Frederick Wardell
Original Music Composer
Asche & Spencer
Original Music Composer
Thad Spencer
Producer
Gil Netter
Producer
David Miner
Producer
Michael Rotenberg
Producer
David Zucker
